Web Browser Review

Considering my terrible troubles earlier today, I thought I would compose a little post comparing and contrasting the various web browsers I’ve used, and my opinions of them.

1. Firefox – Sucks.
2. Safari – Sucks.
3. Opera – Sucks.
4. IE/Win – Sucks ALOT.
5. IE/Mac – Sucks in such a fashion as to try to collapse the universe around it.
6. Lynx – Sucks
7. Links – Sucks
8. Flock – Sucks
9. Camino – Sucks
10. Mozilla – Sucks
11. Netscape Navicommuniwhatever – Sucks, bloatedly
12. Telnet Port 80 – and its sibling, openssl s_client -connect – Good

Thank you.

I hate you all.

Edit PS – Bryan wants me to try Shiira. I will do so, but only out of spite. Hate hate hate.
Edit 2 PPS – My re-attempt at using Camino has now ended. Test duration: 15 minutes. Thank you.